Can it with the puns
You'll get jurasskicked..
They didn't do anything.
"What's your name son"? He replied. "D-d-d-dav-dav-David sir". The officer looks at him suspiciously and says, "Oh, do you have a stutter"? The guy replied, "No, my dad has a stutter, and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole".
But you know how the saying goes.
The other driver got out of his car, and turns out he was a dwarf. He ran up to me and exclaimed "I'm not happy!" So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
But I doubt they'll ever see any of the money
They said if I didn’t pay it back on time I’d get repossessed.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
GF: Really? Me: Yes. George Foreman: How so?
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
The steaks were high, but it was worth it
They seem a bit shady.
We’re neighbors now.
They became transparent.
But the spoilers ruined it for me.
A lip reader
I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.
But it was the Romans who thought of adding women.
…but I couldn't catch them all.
But I can see where you are coming from.
Plagiarism (thanks to my 11 year old for that one!)
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do…
I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in