They acts like they don’t exist until they want something.
They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
She keeps running away from the ball.
Because he did the bear minimum.
She’s probably just pulling your leg.
From a cow with short legs.
The difference is staggering.
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them”
Incase they have to Draw blood.
He sits down and the bartender says, "what's the apple for?" Scientist says "I made this apple taste like a screwdriver. Here, try it." The bartender grabs it and takes a bite. "Woah! Tastes like vodka!" "Turn it around," the scientist says. The bartender turns it around and takes another bite. "Tastes like orange juice! This is amazing! Now if only you could make it taste like pussy!" The scientist gives a look as he stands up and leaves the bar. The bartender feels bad assuming he offended the scientist. Several months later the scientist comes running into the bar screaming, " I did it! I did it! I made this apple taste like pussy!" Excited the bartender grabs it out of his hand and takes a bite. Groaning with disgust he spits it out all over the floor. "Yuck this tastes like shit!" The scientist smiles and says," turn it around."
It went back for seconds
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking
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You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
That is to say they are fucking hard. But the lady was very loud. So the next morning neighbour Jon tells the man: "Look Mike, I'm fine with the youngs having sex, but do you mind putting some tape over her mouth so the rest of us can get some sleep?" So Mike does. That night the young couple begins. After a while Mike calls out "This ok John?" "Yuuup! Fine!" After a while he calls again "This alright Johnny?" "Fiine, fine!" And a third time "This alright, pal?" "Mike! Take the ducktape off!" "What? Why?!" "The entire building thinks you're fucking me!!!"
His words, not mine.
It was a huge ore chasm.
Well I know that. How else could you sell it?
A lip reader
They’re changing their name to Knockers.
Because there's no post on Sunday
So I said, "I'm not at your Beckham call."
Wait no… Shit. It was a horse…. So a man comes into a horse….
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..