Because if they lived on the Bay they’d be bagels
…since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
My girlfriend said to me, “I’m sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up.”
I said, "Good idea – we can cover more ground that way!"
He misses you.
I'm almost their.
I said, “Don’t cry over skilled MILF.”
To do To do To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo
As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Only one, but you really have to squeeze them in…
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
And that's a stereo type.
"You have perfect eyesight."
Stranger Things have happened.
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I was tripping all day..
He went through the dumbbell door.
No one will be crossing the finish line
Boo tea. (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.
Private Smith: “Thank you, Sir!”
Policeman: I don't care what you "feel", buster, 30 is the speed limit!
The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost."
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi dooo!
It's a bit too foreign-sounding for my liking.
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor but the security guard suspected I wasn't the real McCoy.