I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.
Nuts and bolts
They're really for the kids, but the dads always end up playing with them
She is going to be very pissed when she finds out.
Unfortunately, she blew it!
The men's now mother in-law decides to test all of them. She decides to take each of them on a walk separately. The mother in-law takes the first guy on a walk. She "accidentally" falls into a deep pond. The man doesn't hesitate, he jumps in and saves her. The next day, the man gets a phone notification that he received 500 dollars with the description: "thanks for all you did for me – Your mother in-law, Sarah She then tests the second guy and again, "accidentally" falls into the same pond. He doesn't hesitate either, and jumps in to save her. The next day, he too gets a notification on his phone that he received 500 dollars, also with the description: "thanks for all you did for me – Your mother in-law, Sarah She then tests the third guy and again "accidentally" falls into the pond. The guy looks around if anyone can see, decides that no one is watching, and walks away. The next day, he gets a phone notification that he received 500 dollars aswell with the description: "thanks for all you did for me – Your father in-law, James"
There were so many red flags.
I don't know, it's not like I have 2020 vision!
But everyone keeps saying it's private
Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
"There's is an option," Said the doctor, "I had invented the machine that transfers the pain of the mother to its father, the only thing is that the pain will be 10 times more intense." The husband, being the man he was, told the doctor to do it. The doctor turned it up to 10%, the husband stood like nothing happened. Then the doctor raised it to 50%, the husband didn't even flinch a bit. "it's a wonder!" said the doctor, " do you feel any pain?" "not a bit," said the husband, "turn it to 100%" "Are you sure?" said the doctor:"you can die from such pain" The husband agreed and the pain meter got up to 100%, but he still felt nothing. When the couple got home, the mailman is dead on the front porch,
She is so wrong so I told her to check my history. My last post here says otherwise.
They never get any green cards.
I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence
The son asked why they couldn't just use a sponge.
I'll let you know.
I thought to myself… “This sub has gone downhill”.
He went downhill really fast after that.
They sometimes get elected.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
shouting thru door “Just leave it outside, Thank you!” (2020 update)
NSFW At a restaurant tonight FIL: What do you call nuts on a wall? Everyone:…. FIL:Walnuts! Everyone:groan…. FIL:What do you call nuts in a chest? Everyone:… FIL:CHESTNUTS!! Everyone:… FIL:What do you call nuts on a chin?? Everyone:… FIL:A blowjob!! Everyone:Oh god no…. I'm so proud of him.