Ink jet printers “inject” ink onto paper.

Ink jet printers “inject” ink onto paper.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Son: “Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

“Yes, we arson.”

Help! I’m in urgent need of a piss pun to reply to this message

Help! I’m in urgent need of a piss pun to reply to this message

I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It's really time consuming. Especially if you go for seconds.

On Father’s Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.

He said it was his pleasure.

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic cursed with halitosis.

Lights

Lights

What do you get when you cross Father’s Day and Cake day?

Extra Karma… I hope.

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