What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Son: “Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”
“Yes, we arson.”
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It's really time consuming. Especially if you go for seconds.
On Father’s Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.
He said it was his pleasure.
What do you get when you cross Father’s Day and Cake day?
Extra Karma… I hope.