Politics in Logan, QLD

Politics in Logan, QLD

Start with the punchline.

How do you tell a time travelling joke?

Beethoven’s grave

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…" Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

An airline pilot, who didn’t realize his microphone was live, said to the co-pilot:

"Man I could sure use a hot cup of coffee and a blow job from that red-headed flight attendant!" That statement was heard throughout the plane and the furious red-headed flight attendant unbuckled her seat-belt and stormed off toward the cockpit. Seeing this, a passenger shouts, "Miss! Miss! You forgot the coffee!"

Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis

Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

Today I told my girlfriend her eyebrows were drawn too high

She seemed surprised.

What do you call the child of 2 physicists?

The aftermath.

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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