How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
The correct answer was blood vessels.
They contacted his next of Ken. That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
Change my mind.
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
Me: Usually to avoid answering questions like these.
If it gets any worse, I guess I’ll have to let her in.
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”