CNN has had enough of Trump's bs

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

Twice the pun for all the family

Found in a Cowbelly video, really going downhill with the memes.

this shit is getting out of hand

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing… They fast!

this format is worse than skyrim 100

You can’t run in a campsite, you can only ran

Because it’s past tents

HOLY SHIT GUYS GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 SO SMART 👌👌😂😂😂

I got an email saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backward.”

And I thought, “that’s just spam”.

“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!”

Judge: Repeat infractions? Man: Fine. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!

People keep saying today is Pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

Super niche nerdy Mycology meme that won’t track for anyone

https://ift.tt/3dM2HPY

Posted in r/memes. It doesnt even make sense…

Talking to a friend about going out into a snowstorm for some beer when…

You can try to make it foolproof, but you’ll always find a bigger fool

https://ift.tt/3a8TmAC

His lies are lethal, in more ways than one …

https://ift.tt/2HLiSiv

My girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarian

Its like I had never seen herbivore

When work and personal life collide

https://ift.tt/34aPJGT

One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax.

On his way to the lake he sees one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gesturing him to stop. Our guy rolls down the window and asks, “How can I help you?” “I am the red bastard of the asphalt, you got something to eat?” With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the red dressed guy and drives away. Not even five minutes later he comes across another guy. This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop. A bit irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window and asks, “What can I do for you?” “I am the yellow bastard of the asphalt, you got something to drink?” Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what. To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue, making a hand signal to stop him. Not quite willing our guy decides to stop a last time. He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, “I know, you’re the blue bastard of the asphalt. But just what the heck do you want?” “Driver’s license and registration please.”