Communist jokes can be funny
But only if everyone gets them
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him “Fuck that.”
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it…
…You never know when you might need a nail.
What do you get for spending four years with a bunch of virgins?
A slice of blue cake!!!
What’s E.T. short for?
He’s only got little legs.
What do you call chickens who count their eggs?
A mathamachicken
I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.
I was shocked.
I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
Sumida Aquarium eels are forgetting what humans look like and hiding from workers
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
What do you get when you cross Father’s Day and Cake day?
Extra Karma… I hope.
My son asked me and my SO why koala’s aren’t considered bears
I told him they don't have tge right koalafications. My SO sighed and left the room… She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?
I am surprised I didn’t get any upvotes on the joke about a spine that I posted recently.
It was about a week back.
Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick…
How low can you go?
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain. In other words…
…there is joint support for joint support for joint support…
What do you get when you melt the wizard of oz?
The wizard of fl.oz.
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I bought some bug spray.
Every time I pull the trigger grasshoppers fly out.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke.
Why won’t the Republicans impeach Trump?
Because they insist on carrying a baby to full term