Condoms do not Guarantee safe sex
Last week a friend of mine was wearing a condom, when the women’s husband came home and shot him dead
He was under a tack
but the more I look into it, the less sure I am.
But none of them work.
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He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!" I said: "Hi leaving I'm John!" The wedding is next month
Those were the Good Years.
Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
a spear, I guess.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
The first one is always a bit weird, but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
Those who understand binary, and those who don`t
I tried to find a lighter and they had only 45324 matches…
They'd have to spell it different.
…is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Cum on guys
He bought some whiskey, and tequila When he got home, he set them on the table His son immediately picked up both bottles The dad asks "What are you doing?!" The son responds "You were sad, so I'm lifting your spirits"
To get to the other side!
"To get to the other tide." I'm too young to be a grandfather!
Dave: I want to be rich. Genie: And your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money.
My boss still didn’t think a spacesuit was “appropriate work attire”.
It’s parents were in a jam.
And three years later, that priest went to prison.
That shows how toxic the media is.
Two ladies had been friends for decades. Every day they sat together on a bench in the park and chatted.
One day, one lady told the other, "This is terribly embarrassing, but I hope you understand. You know how it is to be old. I keep forgetting things. I have to tell you, my dear friend, that I simply can't remember your name. Could you please tell me your name again?" The other lady looked at her for a long time, and asked, "How soon do you need to know?"
it’s not stroganoff.
He was given two consecutive sentences
When the punchline become apparent.