Considering this was on r/theyknew, I don’t think the extra images were needed
The great explorer
This is what debugging someone else’s code looks like…
It really is
My chemistry teacher asked me :
Teacher: What’s the monomer of rubber? Me: Is it monobber?
Thank you, very cool
I went swimming today and took a pee in the deep end
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in
A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job.”…
…The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job." The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job." The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
This meme is cancer.
My wife told me: “Sex is better on holiday.”
That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
But there is no Stack Overflow for the real life.
My wife says I’m the cheapest man in the world.
I'm not buying it.
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.
I replied “can I at least Taekwondo?”
I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the kids.
Kids these days
inspirobot.me generated this.
My wife said I’m the cheapest person she ever met
I'm not buying it
Pretty impressive honestly…
Why are there holes in your sheets?
Where is EA Sports headquarters located?
It’s in the game.
haha phone bad
Alcohol Bad. War is A-Ok
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.
I’ll let you know.
Why did the man take his Toyota to the ER?
It had Corolla virus
Out here in Virginia protecting my potatoes just like President Trump said 🥔🥔🥔
My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”
“You’re much bigger than that.”
Takes one to know one
My girlfriend gave me a list of things she’d like to do for her 32nd birthday
I told her there's no way we could do all that in 30 seconds.
I wanted a lighter switch.
This is so basic it hurts!!!
Snowflakes don’t know anything
Genie: You have three wishes. Me: Nice! I wish for pie.
Genie: Fine. You can have 3.14 wishes.
Long story short we all died😅😑
“Won’t you kiss me, doctor”, asks a beautiful woman.
"No, it would be against my code of ethics," says the doctor. "Please, just one kiss," begs the woman. "It's completely out of question," he goes on. "I shouldn't even really be having sex with you."
All you need to know about linux in one picture
Those women HAH… they suck at golf
Tales from Tatooine support
How my day is going…
I get aroused when I erase pencil drawings
In fact, I think I'm gonna rub one out
Occam’s razor can be used to cut right through the Republican’s BS
Got this alert today in Pagerduty
F*ck you I won’t clean what you tell me !
Which one is tougher intellectual demandwise, Physics or Medicine ?
Medicine is well respected among general public. Physics is also regarded highly by many people.But i want to know, among both these subjects/discipines , which is tougher from the point of view of intellectual demand/ intelligence required to study ?
Roflmao…she’s “your world” huh? I gotta ex who fits the….bill. 💯
I bumped into an old school friend today.
He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?" I said, "No, she's a fucking optician.”
It is true though I’m sorry
We’ve all been in this situation.
Works every time
Nothing beats a beautiful girl with an amazing voice…
Except Chris Brown
For all of you laughing at Space Force
how did i get to McDonald’s again?
My wife asked me “Where’d you learn to make ice cream so well?”
Me: “Sundae School.”
My Prime Minister doesn’t know how to put the mask… and he leads this crisis
Where did the hacker go?
I don't know, he ransomware
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
Why did the doctor get angry ?
Because he lost his patients .
Everyone knows it’s not socialism if you’re subsidizing people who own for a living.
Be the bus driver!
Most software written like an onion.
21 year old me too
The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.
Credit my uncle, who is an uncle joking but not making uncle jokes. A dad-joker but not my dad.
What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
The creator of Star Trek was renowned for emptying his bowels in obscure places.
He would boldly go where no man had gone before.
I’m allergic to fragrances and my secret santa gave me this.
Wikipedia says there are only 2 atms in Antarctica.
But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.
The other day a friend of mine told me a really bad gravity joke.
I still fell for it though