Context of Agenda
They consider cows to be sacred.
one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other off.
Then they hung her.
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see you do it." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, Idiot, get in."
Today in sex ed our teacher asked what’s the difference between a male reproductive system and the female reproductive system.
Apparently there’s a vas deferens
So when people ask me ‘are you fucking insane?’ I’ll say no, I’m fucking my sister.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.
I think I’m being stalked.
It was called Diffi cult.
They don't wanna get ripped
In hindsight, paper would have been better.
Every time on person sneezes, 10 people around them shit themselves.
"Oh. I thought you were daddy!" I've never been so proud.
His Law Suit.
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
No text found
now it's a disapointsettia.
We had our ups and downs but I'll still miss it
It was bread in captivity.
It's a really nice gift, but it's not quite what I meant when I said "I wanna watch"
They were watch dogs.