Now she's mad at me because we can't read it anymore
but I forgot it
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
He had a vowel movement.
Boil the heck out of it.
Just elements of it
(Edit: no, you won’t)
Now it's aware wolf
It was devastating. I didn't do much to deserve it
He got side burns.
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Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
You may think it's R But his first love be the C
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
It was cutting-hedge technology.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!" His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
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A woman promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again. Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying “yeah this isn’t really for me, I’m not having 67 more of those in my face”
He tractor down.
My hot as hell lesbian neigbors asked me to be to sleep with them so they could have a baby. We’ve been trying for three years now.
I haven't got the heart to tell them I got a vasectomy five years ago.
I won't miss you.