Did you hear about the sexy garden hose?
You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. You’ve died of dissen terry.
But, Plan e just might take off
Unfortunately, the police found it.
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
Lawyer: "A woman shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor." Officer: "That is correct." Lawyer: "Officer, can you explain why it took you 20 minutes to arrest the woman once you got there?" Officer: "The floor was still wet."
They only do their jobs after they are fired
which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”
I think I’m being stalked.
Its about time
and not using commas.
Just take your opinion and subtract 3.14.
He said: “No, I got shot in the leggy.”
But I will recover.
“I don’t know we never measure it”
She laughed at me, and said "Oh dad you're so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
For a man, it’s tulips on an organ.
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
"Why's that?" he asked. I said, "Yes, very wise.'
They come with that Elon Musk.
For my black jeep…
Because they seem shady.
A lovely man. A terrible cabinet maker.
It really makes my day.
A private tutor.
I said fine! slam the door on my cock on the way out
but to me that's just a minor problem
Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east, and the show went south.
I mean… how low can you get!
It got mugged.
It’s a fizzician! I’ll see myself out
Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything. Me : This isn't a chair.
Ask them for their watergraph.
The police are still searching for the person who kilt him.