I will find you, I have contacts
Just for the Halibut
You might ask how i find the time It's easy it's right there next to the sage
But i just can't see it.
But, it’s still not nearly as sensitive as Reddit.
It was then I realized my life was a joke.
Sometimes, he laughs!
Those were the Good Years.
He didn't even finish his sentence
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
I have a father figure.
When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says, "If any of you did the wrong things with altar boys, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well go straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
A married man left work early on Friday and went out for a few drinks with the boys. Instead of going home, however, he ended up partying with them all weekend and spent his entire pay check.
When he finally returned home on Sunday, his wife was furious and berated him excessively. After a couple of hours of nagging and scolding, she asked him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?" "That would suit me just fine!!" the man said. Well…Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by with the same result. Wednesday came and went and the man still hadn't seen his wife. Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye.
And I think I strained my voice.
Because it’s hard to Finnish a sentence
"…excuse me miss, do you comb hair often?"
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.
Is February 14th.
The horse replies "You read my mind buddy!"
How do you drive this thing
The plot thickens!
They both slowly remove clogs.
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That's Crossing the Border
Four is an unpaid intern.
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3
A Brothel Sprout
A British doctor says: “In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job.”…
…The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job." The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job." The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?”
A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who’s lying on the floor, “Have you seen me rob this bank?” – “Yes, sir,” says the customer and gets promptly shot. – “Have you seen me rob this bank?” the robber asks another customer. – “Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!”