Do useless circles count?
I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
It's on paper view.
It's pointless. But, anyway. You gotta draw the line somewhere, or else people will think you're being irrational. But that is beside the point.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
It was pretty mindblowing.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
He kept getting high C's
The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.
There's a steep learning curve.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too. The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?" Kevin, shocked says, "Why, No! Does my breath smell like pussy?" The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like ass!!!"
I will find you. You have my Word!
Anna 1, Anna 2
I have a hunch it might be me.
"What’s your second wish, Rich?"
But I think I've pulled it off.
I said, “You are just staggering.”
But none of them work.
I asked him what on earth he was doing in there. All he said was, "I cum in peas."
Because of all the coffin.
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Zero school shootings so far this year.
Someone else's pants on. My grandfathers favorite joke.
Let’s meet up and share a joint. Credit: my dad
… its where i flip your MOM over im sorry