Does it even decompose?
So I told him, “C4 yourself”
Step 1: Step 2: Step 5: Step 8: Step 14:
Pun in, ten dead.
No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with ‘If elected, I promise…’
I'm seeing a lot of new faces here and I must say I'm very disappointed…
would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
so we started using lubricant
He's never going to finish his sentence.
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
He'll be the first mumble rapper to finish his sentence
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I said- "Back in 02." It sounds much better than "February"
Well I know that. How else could you sell it?
When I was a kid, I told my mother I wanted to be a drummer in a rock and roll band when I grew up and she said…
"Well honey, you can't do both."
It can write other words too
Terrible joke, only 3 stars.
I'd have to change my name
The doctors described his condition as stable.
I don't see the use of water with holes
Because you can't C in the Dark.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring. On the other hand, you don’t.
A small medium at large.
I can't stop coming to conclusions
Me: Can I play piano? Doctor: Yes you can. Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.
I wish I could post this in another subreddit.
They relish the moment.
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, “Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?” Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
I said "no dice."
I have no idea why he wants an ex box.