Does this count?
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Because they cantaloupe
Please don't upvote she is on a business trip until tuesday.
We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5% raise. Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, “By the way, which companies are after you?” I responded, “The gas, electric and cable company.”
I can't believe someone would stoop so low!
He is de-composing.
I've told her not to get her hopes up. "After all," I say, "we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute." When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, "This is your thirty-second birthday." For the life of me, I can't figure why doesn't think this is hilarious. I keep making sure to remind her of it every time we are around new people. Hopefully if she hears the joke enough she will start to appreciate it.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces here in the crowd this week and I have to say I am very disappointed.
So I packed all her clothes and left.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don't like the taste of monkey.
It’s always the centre of a tension.
They were disappointed that I wasn't A+sexual.
They saw things differently
National Dyslexia Association
The old man answered:" It is easy, my son. I've hunted hundreds of bears in my life. You just need to grab your gun and take a ride to some mountains nearby. Firsrt, find a cave or stone cavern that might shelter a bear. Second, make some 'Woo! Woo!' sound so that the bear inside would mistake it as a signal of its companion. It would also produce that same sound as a feedback. After it comes out, you just pull the trigger. Easy? " The newbee nodded and exited without coming back for months. After a long time, the old hunter saw that newbee on a street and found him crippled, with an ear lost and an eye blind. He asked him what happened. The newbee says:" I did as what you told me before. But god damn it, when something inside that cavern answered my 'Woo! Woo!', I didn't expect a train would come out and hit me!" PS: I saw this one days ago and translated it from Chinese to English. Might be some grammar errors.
And only a handful of cases of herpes were Clinton's fault.
They did unspeakable things to her.
Last night I sawa host of pale, emaciated figures, with haunted eyes that showed the agony of living death.
It was my first time in a vegan restaurant.
He nuts and bolts.
Dragon 1: It's hot in here Dragon 2: Shut your mouth
Apparently there is a New Delhi.
If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats…
Airport security, for example.
Me: Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver
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