During her time in the US, the Queen of England was given a tour of a hospital

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my Goodness!" screamed the Queen. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the Queen.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, she screamed, "Goodness Gracious! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same condition, better health plan."