It's best to just pick them up.
So I choose not to post it this time around
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It got stuck in a crack
Then I was born.
We really kicked the shit out of that guy.
A gay couple, Jeremiah and Timothy, was feeling hot n bothered on a plane and so decided to join the mile high club…
"What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah. "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it…" "Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!" Jeremiah stands up and asks loudly: "Could I have a napkin, please?" Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc. Flight attendants pretend to not hear them, as they also don't give a damn. "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Timothy. So Jeremiah and Timothy have wild sex on the plane. Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth. "Sir, you should've asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a napkin and he got fucked in the ass.
But let me give it a shot.
Thanks for nothing!
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Nicked it off some fat ginger prick at the park
The fifth one was dead sirius.
"You know, one would have been enough."
Beef stock, chicken stock, fish stock. Soon I'm going to be a bouillon-ere!
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They’re hill areas.
" A man who lays with another man should be stoned. " (Leviticus 20: 13)
the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.
He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out!”
My dad didn't beat cancer
It’s parents were in a jam.
They couldn’t control their pupils
He yelled back, "Nah, I didn't pay for my haircut!"
Now she is independent.
A cup of Joe.
There could be salad dressing in there.
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.
It's pretty oak, eh.
Guess who came crawling back?
They're making headlines everywhere!
And that was just the first guy
But I couldn't find a manual.
Oh shit thought this was google
And lowers it.
They bring delight. My 7-year-old son told me this at the breakfast table this morning. He is going to be a great dad one day.
Kid: Why are you doing that? Dad: So you don't get bored there.