Next to a Windu.
He said “Genius”
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
…. I would have to change my name.
He says, "uno, dos…" poof … He disappeared without a tres.
Ensures that you end up in the cast…
You don't want to press your luck…
…and orders everyone a round.
I take that as a compliment.
Survival of the fetus
The bartender says "how did you do that?"
I told her no. I can't stand high maintenance women.
For Hispanic Attack!
Well the flag is a big plus
In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.
So I did. She’s 21 and her name is Amber
Men just go for higher paying jobs like doctor, CEO, lawyer ect. Where as women pick lower paying jobs like female doctor, female lawyer, and female CEO
Haha, I made you smile.
FOUR, GOD OF NUMBERS!
…we'd never hear the end of it.
I have no words to describe how angry I am
I had to draw my own conclusions.
She drinks right out of the bottle.
People must be dying to get there.
They were disappointed that I wasn't A+sexual.
Well, I guess she was wearing them at the time.
An Abdominal Snowman
A man is explaining to his coworker that he never realized how much his wife loved him until he was home sick from work the previous day.
“Really?” the coworker asks. “What showed you she really loved you?” “She was just really excited to have me around,” the man replied. “Like when the mailman and FedEx guy came to the door she shouted excitedly, ‘My husband is home! My husband is home!’”
I guess it was a moving violation.
One of them responded, "pho queue." The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
You say Cheese!
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.