I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds.
… it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".
Apparently, keeping it to yourself.
"Aww" says the shopkeeper "would you like the little brown bunny, the fuzzy white bunny, or this cute spotted fella here?" "I don't fink my pwython gives a fuck" the girl replies.
Like Roman numerals
They turnip the beets.
My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
She's probably pulling your leg.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
That priest is in prison now.
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He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.
You're missing gout.
They eventually would.
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said "I'm feeling kinky!Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!" As soon as I did, she screamed! I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first.
Neil before me.
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
2019 will be odd too.
It would be appropriate to serve meals to them as "Can-a-bull."
Panquakes and shakin'
A happy, hollow ween!
The number one answer was, "How the hell did you get in here?"
In Sundays they eat fishermen.
Yeah, there is a small medium at large.