Epic gamer pain
Inside jokes, only.
He uses them to trim his mustache.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
A redneck. What do you call a cousin-fucker in Europe? Your Majesty.
"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."
Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out
The results speak for themselves.
Does that make them shotgun snails?
If it sinks it's a girl ant If it floats it's boy ant
I told her I already Reddit.
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.” “Where’s President Trump clock?” asked the man. “Trump's clock is in Jesus’ office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.”
That's an unexpected item in the Baggins area!
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Deciding not to wear a helmet to your construction job.
Quacks in the pavement.
but you didn't like it.
Because they always Ghana order Togo.
It's not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
I bet they'd all dig me if I lived in a bigger car.
It does not have a menu Because you get what you deserve
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Sorry, wrong sub
because it was soda-pressing
It was fake noose
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.