Every 52 seconds a man in London is stabbed.
It means a lot to them.
A garbage truck
Batman: Of course not. Robin: Batshampoo? Batman: Okay, yes there is that. Robin:……… Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon
It was the least I could do for the guy.
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They have jam sessions!
Now I just have beer.
We get it man she’s underage
It was about time.
It ended my Korea.
Because they're good buoys.
So I made her stand in front of a deep fat fryer.
One turns to the other and asks “did I start the joke wrong?”
And dropped them at the same time which half won? Neither. It was a tie.
North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.
..I had no idea anyone could stoop so low!
You never turn your back on your family.
“How long do you have to do that for?” I asked. “When is he too old for it?” “Well, it’s a physical bond between a mother and her child isn’t it? It’s only the society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age.” “Yeah, shut up Joe – I was talking to your mother.”
Trump made a time of 11:56 Clinton was slightly faster, timing at 11:31 Obama was very fast, he ran a 10:03 But Bush did 9:11
Call me a racist if you want but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidity. I wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
Because Fuck U, that's why.
Well… I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
Because he needed 3² meals a day.
It was on its last legs.
Not everyone of you, of course.
I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”. I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”
A man has been stranded on an island for 10 years, when one day, a beautiful woman emerges out of the sea in a wetsuit. "How long has it been since you've had a beer?" she asks. "10 years" says the man. She unzips one of her pockets to reveal a bottle of beer. He drinks it and says "Man, that's good!" She than asks "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "10 years!" says the man. She unzips her other pocket and ands him a cigarette. He lights it and smokes it. She then starts unzipping the main zipper of her wetsuit saying "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?" to which the man replies "Woah! Don't tell me you have a jet ski in there!"
It’s not a very long poem, but it’s pretty deep.
I was a bit confused, because I've never met herbivore.
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As she's serving his breakfast, he grabs her breast and tells her "if these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows". Visibly upset, she continues cooking. A moment later he grabs his wife's crotch and tells her "if this could lay eggs, we could get rid of the chickens". As the wife sits down to eat, she grabs the farmer's crotch and tells him "if this could get hard, we could get rid of your brother".
It was an unexpected Journey.
When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.