Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you'…
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend…So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!'
Boy, do I have some news for her.
It was a Big Mcsteak
The 5th grader from Alabama, because he’s 18 years old.
It makes my day
when behind him he hears: BUMP!… BUMP!… BUMP!… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP!… BUMP!… BUMP!… Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him. FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping… Clappity-BUMP… Clappity-BUMP… Clappity-BUMP… …on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket… and… The coffin stops.
Just for the Halibut
That kid didn't help at all.
He was the key witness
…but the heavier ones need to be delivered by crane…
It's a cover version.
Turns out I am a cunt & she does want me to fuck off
Because he conditioned it.
"5!" Yelled Timmy. "Yes Timmy, that is correct."
The queue to buy toilet paper at Walmart.
They're… hill areas.
Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.
does that make you an iWitness?
You bring out a monitor stand for $1000.