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It's about time
It’s the last time I’ll sleep on the train with my mouth open.
Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?" Father: "Sure son. What's the question?" Son: "What is Politics?" Father: "Well, let's take our home for an example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me "Capitalism". your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her "Government". We take care of your need, so let's call you "The People". We'll call the maid "The Working Class" and your little brother, we can call "The Future". Do you understand son? Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it." That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father. Son: "Dad, now I think i understand what politics is." Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?" Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit."
After my shower while I was blow drying my dick and balls and asked "What the hell are you doing?" Apparently "heating up your dinner" was not the best answer.
It was sad, but it was a huge weight off my shoulders..
So I packed her shit and left.
and sometimes Mayo neighs.
If nobody's home he just leaves a brochure on the kitchen table.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.
But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.
So you can always count on me.
Four is an unpaid intern.
Something bad is about to happen; I can feel it.
"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
His name was Rick O'Shea
"We need more lemon pledge"
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
He got off with a suspension.
Because blonde men are stupid too.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver… This world is too cruel for the kind hearted.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.
I’m now the CIEIO.
The teacher asks her “why are you late?” Girl replies, “I was outside blowing bubbles and lost track of time.” Another girl comes in late, the teacher asks her: “and why are you late?” Girl replies, “I was out blowing bubbles.” Once again, another girl comes into class late and the teacher looks over angrily, “and why is that you’re late?!” Girl replies, “I was just blowing bubbles, sorry.” The teacher feeling bad for her outburst says “it’s ok, I just want everyone here before the new kid joins our class. Ahh, here he is now,” the teacher motions to the door. A young, nervous boy walks into the class. The teacher asks “now why don’t you introduce yourself to the class.” The boy shyly says “Hi, my name is Bubbles.”
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
There, they’re, their.
They’re always up to something.
Username checks out.
I replied, "Mate, it's 2020, you can use any printer you want."