Because it keeps Dublin.
Probably because it's a Dell
We never turn our back on Family
I once met a crazed man muttering incoherently about ancient Mesopotamia, but I had to stop him, because…
I didn’t want him to Babylon…
Tell him Obama put it in…
Nuts and bolts
It was a family album
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest. One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?" "Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple. "How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple. "It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond. "And how about you two?" He asks the young couple. "No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend. "Tell me why," says the priest. "Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened." The priest then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church." "We're not welcome in the supermarket either," says the boyfriend
Then I was born.
Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
Their username checks out.
Sounds funny. Dozen tit.
He paste himself.
But when I do, he laughs.
A time traveler walks into a bar
Employee: Of course sir. Which one? Me: William.
I can’t see an end, I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore…
Definitely time for a new keyboard.
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they’d be be gross, but they were actually pretty good…
Turns out that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
But i didn't think it wood work.
He sits down, holds up 2 fingers and says, “Five beers please.”