Problematic for sure.
Are iron chelators indicated in primary and secondary hemochromatosis or just secondary?
Zanki GI deck insinuates iron chelators are used for primary hemochromatosis, but the zanki pharm deck says you dont normally use them in primary hemochromatosis, and mainly just in secondary or iron toxicity.
Yeah it’s big brain time.
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The main character of the Wizard of Id got his wife to agree to this
It be like that, all the time.
A blind man enter a bar…
and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind man replies “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
programmers being silly
Remember when a US president wasn’t a small, vindictive idiot…
A rabbi and a priest wanted to go for a swim at the beach, but did not have bathing suits with them…
The priest turns to the rabbi and says "why don't we just swim naked, there's no one around, and we'll keep it between ourselves". The rabbi sees no problem with the idea, and agrees. Once naked, the rabbi and the priest start walking towards the water, when suddenly out of nowhere seemingly a group of children appear on the beach. The priest quickly takes his hands and covers his penis, while the rabbi uses his hands to cover his face. Later, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks "why did you cover your face and not your penis when those kids showed up on the beach?" The rabbi responds "father, I don't know about you, but my congregation knows me by my face".
What do you call an emo accapello group?
My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
Shit. Wrong thread.
I used to work at a calendar factory
But I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
What do biographers and serial killers have in common?
Multiple life sentences.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?
He just knew it would be groundbreaking.
He knows what you did
Who doesn’t want a good sax serenade?
Courtesy of my mom
We care, but not really
Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister’s underwear.
I don't know if it was because she was still wearingthem or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
You’ve heard of Alphabet Soup…
… now get ready for Times New Ramen
Death to America, but unironically
Trump be wanting that bbc
Are slugs just snails that have gone through a divorce?
“Yep, she got the house”
Sharks have a party in the toilet
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I have to use this shit to study for university (excuse the poor quality)
Saw a post about cases, decided to add my personal spin
Harry Potter + Science
Why are they there
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah i hate my wife
Can’t wait to see Liam Neeson’s new film
Taken: Out Of Context.
They are more contagious….
The President’s Twitter meltdown continues
I know Machine Learning.
This calendar is the epitome of this sub
How do crazy people get through the woods?
They take the psycho path.
This perfect specimen I found wandering around lost on Facebook
I present you: Boomershumor from 1971. COMPUTER BAD!!!!
Last Night’s Debate Was Fun, Right?
My gf left a note on the fridge: this is not working, im going to my mom’s house.
I opened the fridge's door, the light came on, the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?
Reviewing inMail messages from recruiters
Trump & McConnell are treasonous traitors
Maybe kinda funny boomer comic?
A man goes to see a sex therapist
"My problem is that my neighbor says he can do it six times a night, but I can do barely three" "Please open your mouth," the therapist says. The man, now confused, opens his mouth, and the doctor inspects it carefully. "I see nothing wrong here, so you should be able to lie just like your neighbor."
I’m not an alcoholic. In fact, there’s only three times I ever drink.
Before work, during work, and after work.
Wouldn’t you love to view the outtakes?
Developers in 1980’s vs now
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car
a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens……. "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?" "Easy," replies the soldier. "These are my khakis".
The first matrix was designed to be a paradise
This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he be home by midnight.
At around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up so he cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of myself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape possible conflict. Next morning, his wife asked him what time he got in, and he told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Then she told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked her why, she said "Well it cuckooed 3 times, then said 'oh fuck', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3, giggled, cuckooed 2 more times and farted.
Wife bad, Valentines Day Bad
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes.
But they are a solid number two.
A man is asking a farmer about his two cows
Man: About how much milk do you get from them in a day? Farmer: Which one, the brown one or the black one? Man: The brown one. Farmer: About a half gallon a day. Man: And the black one? Farmer: About a half gallon a day. Man (looking puzzled): Ok.. what do you feed them? Farmer: Which one? Man: The brown one. Farmer: She eats grass. Man: And the black one? Farmer: She eats grass, too. Man (becoming annoyed): Why do you keep asking me to specify which cow when the answers are the same? Farmer: Because the brown cow is mine. Man: Oh, and the black one? Farmer: It’s mine, too.
The programmer paradox..
Why did the ‘A’ go to the bathroom and come out an ‘E’?
It had a vowel movement.
Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What would you like to see?”
I said, “You pick.” She said, “You pick.” I said, “I don’t care. You pick.” She said, “Sir, there are people in line behind you waiting to buy tickets.”
He’s got a point
Sex is just a sperm chromatography?
I read it on an Instagram post.
What do you call a beehive that has no exits?
Why did the blind guy fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing… they keep saying ‘Hi, we’re hot… do you want to *fuck us*?'”
"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But, I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house tomorrow. I will put them with my two male talking parrots… to whom I've taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible filth, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship the good Lord." So the next day, the lady brings her two female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want to fuck us?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "put the bible away you idiot, our prayers have been answered!"
Immigrants are good cause they do jobs no American wants to do
Like fucking the president. -Jeff Ross
Excuse the language! But this is 📠