For the C guys
But now I’m not so sure.
Well, at least I think they're vegans. They keep shouting : "Lettuce Leaf!"
Vegans rub it in your face for free.
A roamin' Catholic.
At the bar sits a drunken Irish man. As the two women approach, the Irish man sees them and exclaims: "Ah, two fine lassies from Ireland!" Defiantly, one responds "It's Wales!" The man corrects himself, "Ah, two fine whales from Ireland!"
Turned out it was just a stereo type.
The Carroty Kid
Fine. Suit yourself
It's when you ask the Devil to get the priest out of your little boy
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
She was eaten by a giant crab
It's not like it's the end of the world
We're telling them tomorrow.
Step 1: Step 2: Step 5: Step 8: Step 14:
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied. "I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
but this is as close as I could get
If you pull the ring, your house is gone.
Dad: “Have you hear of Murphy’s Law?” Unsuspecting Victim: “Yes” Dad: “Have you heard of Cole’s Law?” Unsuspecting Victim: “No” Dad: “It is thinly sliced cabbage”
Officer: It was a moving violation
Allow me to demenstruate.
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
I'll let you know.
they haven't been able to have a child for over a year so they go see a doctor. He has them do all the tests, sperm, blood and so on. After a week they get a call from the doctor's office, the results are in. So they go. The doctor comes in and sits down. He looks at the lab results, looks at them. Looks back at the lab results and then back at them again. And then he says: "Gentlemen, you cannot be serious."
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?” She says: “Please do.” The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.”
The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."
It was a nice jester.
and she asked “Dad, why don’t you just use a sponge?”