Forgiveness as told by the MAGA crowd
It caused quite the revolution back then.
Its like I had never seen herbivore
.. is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram?
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
"I Still Love Easter BABY!"
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
but this is as close as I could get
Just visit Rent-A-Missing Reminiscing!
They did unspeakable things to me.
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Everyone suddenly wants to be your friend when you take it out at school.
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
He thinks that I'm paranoid. He didn't say it, but I know he's thinking it.
He's got 2020 vision.
Man: "Yeah… But she's got a great personality!"
Because he was a little chicken.
Husband: Emphatic no, five letters. Wife: Never H: Pistol, 3 letters. W: Gun H: Disgust, 3 letters. W: Ugh H: Charity, 4 letters. W: Give H: Female sheep, 3 letters W: Ewe H: Pixar movie, 2 letters W: Up
Tell a redditor a joke he will post it for a lifetime
God is walking through the Garden of Eden one morning, when he sees Adam sitting by himself, grinning from ear to ear.
God says to Adam, "you're looking very happy this morning! Has something good happened?" "Oh yes" Adam replies. "This morning we found out why I have a penis and Eve has a vagina! It was awesome. We're going to call it 'sex'!" God is shocked. "Adam, what you have done is a sin! You and Eve must both be punished." He looks around. "Where is Eve anyway?" Adam replies "well, she enjoyed it so much she wants to do it again. She's down by the river washing her vagina." "Oh, great" God replies. "Now, on top of everything else, all the fish will smell funny too!"
In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, “Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth.” Reflecting, the man says, “I’ll take the wisdom”
"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff. The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."
Turns out I came early.
He had no body to go with
"5!" Yelled Timmy. "Yes Timmy, that is correct."
I'll let you know…
I bought it at a Yard sale.
He didn’t habanero.
they're always folding. I'll see myself out. lol
Now it's aware wolf
The same thing that happens when a Christian does.
The gunstore owner says: She just fell into my arms