Found this on my way home from work
but it was just my imagine Asian.
Math posts make me feel number.
It ended up making him sluggish.
and sometimes Mayo neighs.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is…purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
Survival of the fetus
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Only one, but you really have to squeeze them in…
It's like luck, but with more force.
It was an ether/oar situation.
He wasn't being very trans parent.
You’re good, how am I?
but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet
Now I have Heinzsight.
Always walkin around like they rent the place.
He worked it out with a pencil.
They're just remarkable
When I became a teenager, my father gave me a 30 minute Power Point Presentation on the dangers of having unprotected sex.
All the slides were just pictures of me.
Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."
You can only ran through a campground, because it's past tents.
National Dyslexic association.
A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies: “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter and the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
Because of all the coffin!
The bartender says we don't serve your kind here, The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"!?
Everyone suddenly wants to be your friend when you take it out at school.
They're both cauldron
It went back for seconds
Ba na na na
I find them quite re-markable.