Frem Red Coat to Red Hat
Also heard something like:Faster you go slower the time around you. So if you move as fast as light ,which is the limit, the time will stop around you. And if you go faster than light you will travel back in time.(I’m not sure of that information so please correct me if I’m wrong)
When the punchline is a parent.
It's full of cymballism.
I wasn’t the only one in my house who was offended by the overly sexual nature of this year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Even my teenage son ran to his room so he wouldn't have to watch it.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Because it was filled with spring water.
It means a lot.
He gives them a clue. “It’s what your mom calls me!”. The son yells, “it’s a fucking dick don’t eat it!”
The Ark hives.
So when they come into port, they can scan-da-navy-in
How many grams of creamer can I dissolve in a 60°c 330ml water?
Rebrand it as a rap song and name it, "Yo Bitch, It's Freezing Outside."
My partner thinks Adidas, but I think Reebok is a good name for a baby boy.
One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear.
A good time ruined by a period.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
I asked my 18 siblings and they don’t know either.
He had nerfs of steel
Because they have big fingers!
Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
He was being mean
The living room
It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies." So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" He replies "I no hava no broom, you saida to the Chinese guy that he wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." The foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." He replied, "Aye, ye did lad, bit ah couldnae git masel' a shuvl! Ye left thon wee Chinese mannie in chairge of supplies, bit ah couldnae fin' him onywhar." The foreman is really pissed off now and storms off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. As he approaches the mound, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the sand and yells… "SUPPLIES!"