Because there's not mushroom!
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Then I was born.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: 'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.' 'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student with a smile. The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams. At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: 'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?' 'The gold.' 'Unfortunately, I don't agree. I'd choose cleverness, because that's more important than money.' 'Everyone would choose what they don't have,' says the student. The teacher turns red, and he's so angry he writes "ass" on the student's paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says: 'Excuse me sir, you did sign my paper, but you forgot to give my grade!'
Yeah me too.
I read it on an Instagram post.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
“Sorry, we’re clothed.”
I asked who has papers and they all took off running
Whenever I’m sad my friend always says “cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole that is full of water”
I know he means well… Edit: WOAH! my first silver. Thank you anonymous stranger!
But most of then just have 4.
Like no bell prize.
The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make."
Seriously… How low can you go?
Is this stool taken?
I guess we'll know when the time comes.
A receding hare line.
But now I can look back and laugh.
More on this after the break.
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.
nothing….. they were just hanging….
I mean, how low can you go?
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
This version has a virus.
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
even the cake was in tiers.
Kenya believe it? I'm Ghana miss her.