Funny tweet is suddenly made less funny by stupid unnecessary skyrim memes

I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day…

I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.

After Trump congratulated the state of Kansas for the Chiefs’ Super Bowl win (the Chiefs play in Kansas City, Missouri)

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What do you call an octopus with 4 hearts?

An octopus with 1 extra heart. (It’s a learning joke 😁)

Think you’re having a bad day? At least you’re not this guy texting his boss…

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Why is it called the Dark Age?

Because of all the Knights.

Real headline news in Trumpistan!

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Have you guys tried blindfolded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing!

I sent a meme about jaws to my gf,what an amazing tuna it is

What do drugs have in common with cheese jokes?

I don't know, I just like meth and feta memes.

Splish splash your opinion is trash

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idk where to put this but i want it to be out in the world. do what you will

I feel like this one would be good if it wasn’t drawn like that

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Someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick…

How low can you go?

So original post was taken down because there was no caption so here’s the meme again with the original debate that inspired it

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

You know why vaccinated children are more likely to have autism?

They live past the age of three

A destitute man is walking the streets looking for a job.

Eventually, he comes to a whorehouse with a "Help Wanted" sign in the window. He walks in the whorehouse and asks the manager about the job offer in the window. The manager says, "well we need a bookkeeper at this here whorehouse, so, there are some things you'll need to be able to do." "Like what?" Says the man. "Well, can you read?" "No." "Can you write?" "No." "Can you at least add or subtract?" "Well no I can't do that either," the man says. "But I'm desperate for a job! I haven't a penny to my name and I'm starving!" "Well, alright here's a quarter to buy yourself something to eat," the manager gives him. The destitute man walks out of the whorehouse and by some chance, a man is walking by with a cartful of apples for sale for 25 cents. The man buys one and just as he's about to take a bite of it, another homeless man says "hey I'll give you 50 cents for that apple!" Thinking about it, the man agrees and gives him the apple. He then goes back to the applecart and buys two more apples for 25 cents a piece and sells them for 50 cents. This carries on for a while and years later he is the manager of the largest fruit shipping company in the US and he's worth millions of dollars. Eventually, a reporter finds out about this man's past and he decides to write a story about him in the paper. But, before he can write the story the man needs to sign an agreement for the paper to use his story. "Well I can't do that," says the man. "Well why not?" "I can't read or write how do you expect me to sign my name?" The reporter is baffled, "you're the owner of the largest shipping company in the US and you cant read or write? Think of where you'd be if you could!" "Well I'd probably be a bookkeeper in a whorehouse" First post, mobile, my boss told me this at work, etc.