Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
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Elongate would be really drawn out.
The German replies "Nein, just one."
She says "who is it?" "It's the blind man" comes the response. Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then". In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Shit, I meant to post this somewhere else.
A passing soldier notices this, walks over and rolls his pants across the car. Magically, the car unlocks. The woman is relieved but puzzled, asking him how he did it. "That's easy. These are khakis."
He got it from a second-hand store
He called it a Yes Box.
I'm not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.
“Are you still holding the ladder!?”
With or without "u"
..and I are watching a movie Me: Why are those piranha's biting that guys butt? My five year old: Because they're BOTTOM FEEDERS! Get it?! BOTTOM FEEDERS
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
They both get stoned after sex
Then I realized I hadn't turned the TV on.
When the punchline becomes apparent
You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
…are the leading cause of dry skin.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had…
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''. So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab Muslim, who asked what their names were. John thought of a Muslim name and said, 'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'. The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and give him food and drink. Then he turned to John and said, 'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)
but to me that's just a minor problem
Well she’s a real Paige Turner
We have to. She doesn't have one.