Never get over it.
… I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing.
"My pull out game is superb. Condoms are also expensive, gotta pinch pennies when you have 14 kids to feed."
I mean, they are Minors.
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
I have no words to describe how angry I am
Let's go ride bikes!
I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into infinite loop of “go ask your mom”.
Wife: I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad Wife: No you're not.
This week? Just about anything.
By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can fucking say whatever you want about the cunt.
because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
He wrote back "I can't complain"
Ask them for their watergraph.
But it’s harder to deter gents
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
People around you will socially distance from you automatically.
Because the parrots eat 'em all.
For hispanic attacks
"I only have my shelf to blame…"
She’s a really big help.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole…
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks. “Now what?”, responds the patron. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”
We never made it.
Husband: Well yeah, I'm watching a video on how to do it. Wife: And when does that part come? Husband: Probably after he finishes fucking her.
Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Edit:Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I showed my Indian friend and he said "I can't believe it's not Buddha".
It’s all word of mouth…
you throw him into the mainstream
I hope you're happy now