Got a boomer ad on Instagram
In the end I had to call it a day..
He went to the retail store
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
The wedding wasn't that good but the reception-amazing
Is it really necessary to ask “Who are you” “How did you get in my room” “Why are you naked”.
Like Roman numerals
Sounds funny, dozen tit?
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Baaaaaack to the future
I’m very sad but I gotta say it’s a big weight off my shoulders
They owned the Finnish line.
He can now ride a bike without training wheels
What genius decided to call it Erectile Dysfunction and not Ballzheimer's?
Oh shit thought this was google
now that's a site for sore eyes
Because it has a nice ring to it
I wanted to add definition to my muscles
They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.
Drop it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's boyant
Personally, I prefer it without the period.
That makes me an eighth theist.
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
Car roof: slaps Isaac Newton
He told me that I don’t have a psychiatrist.
Just got to get this off my chest…. I’m getting sick and tired of people complaining about the price of things, $2.70 for coffee, $1.50 a cookie, $4.00 an hour for parking.
If I hear any more moaning.. I'm stopping inviting people to my house.
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It's alright, nobody came.
My thoughts are with his family!
OK Boomer Edit: well holy fuck 7 upvotes and I got my first gold. Not sure what I’ll do with it. But thank you kind stranger.
Plagiarism. I just made up that word.
Always Tolkien in her sleep…