Haha funny numbers
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Looking at it now, I see why.
I would have to change my name.
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
All of them, mountains can't jump.
terrible joke, only three stars
I don't know what's worse, that I'm being cheated on or the fact we're both homeschooled.
Anybody on this site have experience in reposting?
It keeps giving me mixed results.
All the walls are load-bearing.
He starts looking around, but after a couple minutes is empty handed At this point, the librarian came and asked, “Are you looking for anything in particular?” The man says, “Yeah, I’m looking for that new book about small penises” The librarian thinks for a second, then responds, “I don’t think it’s in yet” He nods back, “Yep, that’s the one”
But after I dropped one we have to use a ball now.
We were better than The Cure.
Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.
Because it would be EelEagle
A receding hair line.
"Have to love Easter, baby…."
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?" She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
I went to an auction today where they were selling a cheese grater once owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
It was the grater of two evils.
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He was disqualified