Handjobs [nsfw]

A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:

"Cheeseburger: $5

Fries: $3

Handjobs: $10."

He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful blonde working behind the counter.

"Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" he asks, handing her ten dollars.

"Yes, I am," she replies seductively.

"Well, wash your hands, I want two cheeseburgers."