Have you heard about corduroy pillows?!?
They are making headlines!!!
He got a sentence.
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”
It was tense
But I think this sub's doing even better!
If it isn’t autocorrect… EDIT: In case you haven’t noticed, this is a repost. I’m not trying to cover it up, I don’t care. Just wanted to put it out there so the constant spam of comments calling me out on it can let up for a bit.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Tommy proudly answered, "North, South and Tad!"
Their only drawback is the string.
because they're hiding.
He’s now Aware Wolf
I heard they got a nap for that.
I had one once, it was a real pane in the grass to catch though…
A seasoned veteran
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
A man and. woman are chatting in an elevator. "What are you up to today?" he asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20 a pint." "Hmm …," the man, says. "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100 a tablespoon." The woman gets a strange look on her face and gets off the elevator. The next day, they meet in the elevator again. The man asks, "So, where you off to today?" "Fmerm mank," she says, with her mouth full.
Always Coming From Take Me Down
and lowers it
Whether they like it or not.
They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
All they do is flash and bang people.
You wouldn’t believe it, that store was dead.
Imagine all the people
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
They jacques off
She said, “I think the baby is coming” Me: I don’t think he can get in. He will be underage.
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." “What do they say?" the priest inquired. “They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. “That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that…that phrase in no time." “Thank you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!" Edit: wow guys, first post above 1.0k 🙂 glad you all liked it!
Useful. Because it always comes in Handy.
Love meant nothing to her.
Beat it. We’re closed.
Would it then be called an Edison?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down 😉
Oh well, hindsight is 1
I thought, "How useless is that? July is ages away."
So they can see the battlefield.