He had a small orange spot on the tippy tip of his chin
that is, until he… scrubbed it!!!
But then I changed my mind!
It feels like ancient history.
I couldn’t handle it.
A couple, both age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man stated, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
A couple, both age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man stated, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse", and he charged them $50.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90.00. The Hilton charges $108.00. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from my insurance company!"
"I can't come today"
So I packed my stuff and right.
That was my wholemeal…
A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.
"It's a long story"
Four is an unpaid intern.
You wont believe what happened next!
He was disqualified.
Once upon a time there was a little town called Trid. The Trids were an industrious people who traded with other towns outside of their little valley. One day, a giant appeared on the hilltops surrounding Trid. Every time a trade caravan would leave, the giant would kick them back down the hill. Over the days, the Trids began to grow afraid that they would starve without their bustling trade economy, so they held a town meeting to figure out what to do about the giant. They decided to try and reason with him before they would fight him, and that the wisest among them should go out the following day. Unanimously, they elected the town Rabbi as the wisest man. So the next day, the Rabbi went out to speak to the giant. He got kicked back down the hills before he could even say a word. He went up a second time with the same result. Although battered and bruised, he tried one last time. Before the giant could kick him he yelled out, "Stop!" And the giant actually stopped. "What is it?" the giant asked. "I'm the local Rabbi and I represent the Trids" the Rabbi replied. "We want to you to stop kicking us down the hills or we'll starve. Will you stop kicking us?" The giant looked down at him with a gleam in his eyes and a slight smile on his lips and said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
what did the buffalo say to his son when he left? bi-son
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
I have got some news for her.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
And now we have a virus.
It's been fun watching Dinkl age.
You could say he was a bit cockeyed!
Can't wait for the SQL.
r/dadjokes: hello 14, hello deep, I'm dad
Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels.