Hehe wave go vvvvmmmmm
Me: I'm a Harp Host: Your costume's too small. Me: Are you calling me a Lyre?
A guy in the back replies You don’t have enough bullets
A Rain Bow tie.
Lincoln. He’s in a cent
You stalk it.
7-up in cider
I'm not buying it.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that? His father replied, Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
Two men are roommates in a hospital. Because they are both weak from sickness, the men are unable to speak for weeks.
Finally, one man says to the other, “American.” His roommate replies, “Canadian.” Another week goes by and the first man says weakly, “Danny.” The roommate can only reply, “Phil.” Another week passes and the first man mutters to his roommate, “Cancer.” His roommate replies back, “Virgo.”
Because they like to taste defeat.
I know, it's gross, but we can only cum on prosthetic legs. Anyway, our last three-way with an amputee, we both prematurely came on her real toes! I had to politely ask the girl, "Can we start over? I feel like we got off on the wrong foot."
He truly has a one track mind.
The bartender says "How'd you do that?"
I see a lot of new faces here tonight, which is disappointing.
So when they dock, they can scandinavian.
But the times when I do, he laughs
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Gabe raised his hand first. He said, "Predator." "Clever answer! They sure eat things!" The teacher told him. Next, Dylan raised his hand. "Oh! I know! Raptor!" "You are very smart! Raptors eat many different things," the teacher said. Then, little Timmy answered. "Vibrator!" The class went dead silent. The teacher told Timmy, "Um Timmy, I don't think vibrators eat things…" Timmy was confused. "Really? My sister told me it ate through batteries like crazy!"
I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.
"I'd like a whisky and……………coke" Bartender "why the big pause?" Bear "i don't know, i was born with'em"
But none of them work.
Boss: There’s no such thing as a problem. There are only opportunities. Man: Oh ok. Then I have a serious drug opportunity.
Dann kannst du ihn dir nur noch von der Ursula Leyen.
Bartender asks “What would you like, Mr. President?”
Cause there's too many Links