Her pussys like a box of chocolates…
Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur. This is my first dad joke post 🙂
She has the world worst stutter.
Only one, but you really have to squeeze them in…
But two Wrights make a plane.
“Usually to avoid answering questions like these.”
Thanks for nothing
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Just enough to get Bi
You boil the hell out of it.
… Not on fire and screaming like everyone else on the bus he was driving.
“Is this her first child?” He asks. “No this is her Husband.”
Tomorrow is gonna be wild!
Me: No. I think most of them smell that way.
Now I want to break three
Personally I think it’s nuts.
Because "almost underage" sounds a bit creepy.
A lip reader
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Genie: Fine. You can have 3.14 wishes.
A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. With absolute faith, the grandson did as Grandpap instructed. Every morning for the rest of his life, he added a pinch of gun powder to his oatmeal. He grew up, lived happily, enjoyed perfect health, and died at the ripe old age of 107. According to the story in the newspaper, he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
Student : My dad is in the hospital 1 week later.. Teacher : Is your dad still in the hospital? Student : Yes, he is a doctor.
But then I saw her face…
I’ll let you know.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
Because he’s got little legs
R, I, and the seven c’s (Say aloud) XD this made me laugh, hope it brightens your day
I’m not buying it.