Here I fixed it
But I've got a few twix up my sleeve!
He rubbed Oink-mint on it.
He sits down and orders 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks “Rough day?” The guy responds “I just found out my brother is gay and is dating my best friend.” The next day the guy goes back to the bar and orders 20 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks “what happened this time?” The guy responds “I just found out my son is also gay” The next day the guy goes in and orders 30 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks “Does anyone in your family like women?” The guy responds “apparently my wife does”
He said he could make himself disappear by the count of three. He said uno, dos and then POOF he vanished without a tres
So I packed my bags and right.
A pouch potato!
Only two: One to promise a bright future and another one to screw it up.
You bring out a monitor stand for $1000.
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I said, “Floors are beneath me.”
I sleep in the dark.
It was the least I could have done for him.
Not a single one of them has gotten pregnant yet!
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
Oh, about Ye high
The juggler notices that they have a poor view and stands on a box. He then says”Can you see me now?” And they answer: “Yes” “Oui” “Si” “Ja”
If it were served warm it would be JustWater
Otherwise it would be justwater.
A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you and I’ll make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 dollars on the floor and by time you bend down to pick it up I’ll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said to her “but ask him for 2000, pick up the money very fast he won’t have enough time to undress himself”. So she agrees! Half an hour later the boyfriend calls back and asks “what happened?” She responds: “The bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still fucking!”
When do we want them! Nooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
I went to the doctors recently He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”
He said, “No. Fatty, don’t eat anything
Another day, another Dawn.