Here we go again..
As they were walking around the office, the girl started crying. Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around she sobbed loudly 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?'
I said selling fruit and vegetables is grocer
She said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10" I still don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton
It was a nice jester.
wants your draaaiiins
"Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?" The dad replies: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend next door is also my son, that is confidential."
It was a play on words.
It’s open Mike night!
By shredding brown crayon and putting it in a blender with milk!
One night a viking named Rudolph The Red was looking out the window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife was confused and asked him "How do you know?" He looked at her and responded "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Edit: Oooh my first Silver, thank you very much whoever you are!
Even the cake was in tiers
"I found out my brother is gay" The next day the same man goes to the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks: "You're back. What's wrong this time?" "I found out that my son is gay." The next day, the same man goes to the bar again and orders 20 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks: "Ok sir. What's the matter this time?" "I found out that my dad is gay." The next day, the same man goes to the bar again and orders 50 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks: "Does anyone in your family like women?" "Apparently my wife does."
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
and log in to your online banking system. It feels like someone else is paying your bills.
It’s fully groan.
You don't want to be carrying the same shit into the new decade.
and accidents in the back seat cause children.
They both are in the middle of water
No text found
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ years old man walking past. She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, "hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?" The old man said, "but I won't be able to…" Prostitute: "c'mon man…. give it a try… " Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his 8 incher and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. When he's done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, "but you said you won't be able to…." "…pay you" replied the old man.
British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words. American English: no u
I said, “Who is this guy?” Grandpa: This is my hip replacement.
It was SpaceXXX.
But most only have 4 🙂
She responded, "Don't you mean cold this?" My kid just dad joked me and I've never been prouder of her.
Because they "Literally. Can't. Even."
He said he could never part with it.
and it doesn't.
Then I was born.
Someone who’s career is in ruins
Thteer it thtraight into an itheberg.