Highly Suspicious Activity
My Ma: I'm not buying you a car.
I mean I have daily sex I mean I have dyslexia
I said great! don't forget to slam the door on my cock on the way out Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind door slammer.
Because he conditioned it.
I don’t know why
Luckily for me, catscan
The results speak for themselves…
So he calls an animal trapper and explains the situation. The trapper says he'll be right over. About an hour later, the trapper rolls up in a huge pickup truck with a large metal cage in the bed. He gets out of the truck followed by a tough looking pitbull. The dog looks pretty beat up, with a torn ear, a jagged pink scar running down its side, and what appears to be a chunk of its lip missing. The guy looks nervously at the dog. "So, what's the plan?" he says, shaking the trapper's hand. "Pretty simple, actually," the trapper says as he unloads a ladder. "I climb up onto the roof, knock the bear to the ground. Then Trigger here grabs the bear by the balls and drags it to the cage. The bear will go in to get away from the dog, the cage door will snap shut, and we're done." The guy looks dubiously from the dog to the bear to the cage. The trapper then pulls a shotgun out of a holster in the back of the truck and hands it to the guy. "Wait, what's the shotgun for?" the guy asks. "Simple. When I climb the roof, if the bear knocks me off, shoot the fucking dog."
…Math puns make me feel number.
He's a karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-chameleon.
Dad: “Go stand in a corner. It’s 90 degrees.”
He looked bewildered and replied, "Who, me?"
SORRY, I'M STUCK IN CAPS.
Yet when I use my phone to navigate it will tell me to turn when there is no turn. But I guess it makes sense since there aren’t a lot of turns between Earth and the Moon.
The man laughed and said “Eh, it has its ups and downs.”
A civil engineer
The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.
They're lo mein tenants.
He orders a bear.
They don't believe in the mixing of races.
I said, “Don’t cry over skilled MILF.”
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