How is the judge of a fishing contest like a Rudolph Christmas special?
The bed might be easier though.
They both give children serial numbers.
Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's
I am okay but, I think I dyed a little inside
Happy April Flu’s Day!
I call it my jingle bell rock.
but a lovely finish.
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
When do we want them! Nooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
But then it grew on me.
I think it's just a stereotype.
Because he was on quack
I get scared just thinking about it!
One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Because you can't C in the dark.
"You guys want to see a dead body?"
So he can fit in his spaceship
Because it waxes
Cause they lactose
Question after question…"who's blood is it?"….."where did you get it?"….."why is it in a bucket?
1 or 2? 2 or 3?
Because the horns doesnt work
So, if you look around and you don’t see the other 4 people, they’re out having fun without you.
Of course, if he’s a billionaire.
Me: *updates Discord*Discord: Seems like you’re trying to sign in from another computer.Me: Ehm, I’m not actually.Discord: Please solve these 20 CAPTCHA images.Me: Fine…Discord: Good job! Now click the link in the mail we’ve sent you.Me: *checks mail*Gmail: No new mail, sorry pal.Me: *goes through the unnecessarily complicated process of forcing Gmail to check for new mails on a connected POP3 account*Gmail: No mail from Discord.Me: *sigh* *checks Outlook*Outlook: Looks like you’re trying to login from another computer.Me: I am not!Outlook: Please check your backup mail address for an authentication code.Me: Google?Gmail: Don’t look at me. No new mail.Me: *forces Google to check for new mails on another POP3 account*Gmail: Ah, there it is.Outlook: Nice one.Me: … Why the hell is the Discord Mail in the junk folder?Outlook: It looks suspicious.Me: Wha- It is not spam!Outlook: Oki-dokie, I put it in your inbox for you.Me: Thanks for doing your job I guess… Google?Outlook: Why don’t you just use me.Me: There is no way I’m rewarding you for this BS.Outlook: But-Me: *closes tab*Gmail: No new mail.Me: Check the f-ing POP3 accounts!Gmail: One new mail. \o/Me: Finally. *clicks on link*Discord: Link expired.Me: … *throws the computer out the window*
rolls around in the dirt and cross back? A dirty double crosser.
That my only greeting is from a microwave.
Not this year though – I'm quitting cold turkey…
And lowers it.
The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!
It's pasteurized before you even see it!
..until the police came and removed me from the library.