How to stump a non-American
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
He replied, “No sun.”
How do I get rid of it?
Because tomorrow he turns 81!
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water. I know he means well.
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."
"Yes, we arson."
It’s about time.
You're an eighth theist
I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
…Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.
Guess that makes him postponed Malone
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"Oh you know….stuff. "
I think I'm infected with Mall-Wear
"Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
He responded, “can’t complain.”
I think it's just a stage he's going through.
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they’d be be gross, but they were actually pretty good…
Turns out that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!