How World War 3 will end
"Yes, we arson."
She seemed surprised.
Every calculator counts.
He kneads the dough.
I told him that was a blanket statement.
"Just one would have been fine!"
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare.
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
Well, the catapult's fantastic!
He makes gunpowder for a living.
So I took her to dinner, then a movie and dropped her off at her parents' house
I don’t know and I don’t care.
“There isn’t a woman in the world that would be hurt by that thing,” she said. I then showed her a video of me fucking her sister.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
American: Have you seen the Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes it was. A huge one that sank.
Later on I saw some guy harassing a woman while standing on it, so I walked up and punched him in the face. Nobody does that to a woman…. not on my watch
I mean, they are Minors.
He says "Doc, you have to help me! I think I am a moth!" The Dentist says "I can't help you, I'm a dentist, you need a psychiatrist. Why did you even come in here?" The man replies "The light was on."
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
He lost the other in Nom.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
His Dad finally grounded him
But then it grew on me
A synonym roll…
Skeletons are incapable of movement since they are inanimate objects
Because he was too far out man
I must be tired.
You'll be mist.