I absolutely hate elevators…….
I take steps to avoid them
Condescending means to talk down to someone.
Finally a turn in the right direction.
He walks into the office and says " I wanna suh, suh, sell buh, buh, buh, bibles ! " The office manager, holding back a laugh, replies "sure thing, just take this here box and go door-to-door until they are gone. Then come back for more." The office manager is amazed when the man comes back the next day and says "I nuh, nuh, nuh, need muh, muh, more buh, buh, buh, buh, bibles ! " The office manager is dumbstruck but agrees to give the man another box, with one condition. "You have to tell me how you did it. "He says. "Well I just nah, nah, nock on the duh, duh, duh, door and say, I'm suh, suh, suh, selling buh, buh, buh, bibles. Wuh, wuh, wuh, would you like to buh, buh, buh, buy one or should I reh, reh, reh, READ IT TO YOU? "
They work just fine outside as well
I just sang about eight bars.
I told her it is a huge missed steak.
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but when I smoke a lot of weed no one calls me… Or texts me… or talks to me… I’m very lonely.
When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says, "If any of you did the wrong things with altar boys, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well go straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
It's about raisin awareness.
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me. I thought to myself, “I really need a new fucking boat.”
My credit card number My social security number Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
"How was it?" I asked. "Oh, you know…when one things lead to another…" he said coyly. "Yes," I replied. "That's called the conveyor belt."
Because you can't C in the dark
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Because he never finished his sentences…
That it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.
But I called her Bluff.
Your pupils. They dilate.
"What's the cost of this prescription?" I asked him. "£500," he said. I said, "Woah, and what are the side effects?" "Drowsiness, nausea, headaches.." he listed. "I'll decline," I said. "It seems cheaper just to get drunk."
Because freedom rings
So I had to hire a bounty hunter.
He didn’t even finish his sentence.
No text found
He fixed it and said, “Beep repaired”
A hungry Hungary hippo
"The bad news is it's brain cancer."
I will find you, I have contacts!