I began reading a horror novel in braille. I think something bad is about to happen…
I can feel it.
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
Me: I wish I had a tail. Genje: Wejrd but okay.
Me: "Well thanks for changing her back."
We'll see about that…
They just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
…I told her it wasnt my fault, they look just alike. But she didnt believe me because her hair is a lot longer than his.
He already has a million degrees
The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”
But some people eat that shit up.
I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.
I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.
Because of their antybodies
I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don’t know either.
He used praypal
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
It runs in the jeans
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”
I said, “No. Is that still required?”
I will stop at nothing to avoid them
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”
The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
They heard it was a mail dominated industry.. ( Possibility OC?)
In a dad-a-base
because there's probable caws
Because they like to beat the crowd.
Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
Sails are through the roof.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
It was a vial substance.
Because they have no body to go with.
I got a full house and 3 people died.
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
I thought we had good alchemy.
He sits down, holds up 2 fingers and says, “Five beers please.”